I told my son, Jack, that my middle name was Baumann and he wasn't to happy with that.
"Noooo, I don't like that name."
"What should my middle name be then?"
There ya have it...Marleen Wonderland Carroll.
Other recent findings in the mind of Jack...
"Thank you God that mommy always takes a shower because she wants to look nice for the people we know." (During devotions)
"2 little monkeys jumpin' on the bed, 1 fell off and 'bunked' his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor sweared, I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN TO THAT KID! "