My kids made me make up 100 skeleton jokes today, some of their favorites were...
"What does a skeleton toot smell like?"...DEATH
"Why did a skeleton get an F on the spelling test?"...He had no brains
"Why did the skeleton cross the road?"...to "cross over" to the other side
(I had to rack my brains for these!!!)
Then they tried some of their own...
"Why did they skeleton hate herself?"... because when she looked in the mirror she scared herself!
"Why did the army of skeletons cross the road?"...because they shoot the cars!!
Jack then said, "that is my faborite joke eber, because I made it up!" (His v's are b's)